laydeez and gentlemans
THERE R MANY REASONS 2 MARRY ME
1. I WILL DRESS AWESOME. NOT JUST ON THE WEDDING DAY, BUT FOREVER
2. I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, IF NOT WITH MY FACE, THAN WITH MY OCCASSIONAL WIT
3. I HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC, I WILL MAKE YOU MIXTAPES FOR OUR ‘DATE NIGHTS’ ETC
4. I’M GOOD AT SEXY TIMES, CELEBRITY TESTIMONIES INCLUDE WALT DISNEY, BRANGELINA, KSUBI, VARIOUS MALE MODELS, ETC
5. YOUR PARENTS WILL FINALLY BE PROUD OF YOU
6. OUR WEDDING WILL BE SO FUN (I.E. OPEN BAR)
7. I COULD GO ON FOR AGES, THE POINT IS I WANT A CUTE DRESS, PRESENTS AND (PERHAPS - DEPENDING ON WHERE U FROM) E.U. CITIZENSHIP.
#IM NOT DRUNK #enough about me how do you feel about me





